S: Aidan Waite, are you asking me to move in with you?
A: Technically I think I’m asking you to haunt me.
Are you fucking kidding me. I put more effort into putting my basic eyeliner on, the same way I have for the last fifteen years and this girl just schmoozes some darth maul like it’s easy peasy lemon squeezy?????
AU: Arthur and Merlin meet in an interrogation room. That’s how the story begins…again.
"Good morning to you, too, Officer Pratdragon.”
"Oh, can it, Emrys, what have you done this time?"
Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.
If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.